Friday, January 2, 2009

Starting the New Year off right...

With more terrible jokes from British Christmas Crackers:

Q. How did the human cannonball lose his job?
A. He was fired.

Q. What does the word minimum mean?
A. A very small Mother.

Q. What did the beaver say to the tree?
A. Nice gnawing you.

These are courtesy of my grandma, who humored her weird, weird grandchild and sent me the awful jokes from the crackers she opened on New Year's. Which I have posted just for you, my loyal readers.

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