Thursday, June 18, 2009

Basics Rights for the Re-Animated Integrating Into Normal Society!

A communique from zombie rights activists planning to march in the Fremont Solstice Parade:

Zombie Rights March at the Fremont Solstice Parade
Date: Saturday, June 20, 2009
Time: 9:45am - 3:00pm
Location: Fremont Solstice Parade Staging Grounds
Street: Leary Way NW and NW 3th St., Fremont

The time for Zombie Rights is NOW!!!! No longer will we be classified as second-class citizens! We refuse to be thought as as shuffling, desiring only brains or blood. We are just as capable of living relatively normal lives as the rest of the lobotomized masses.

We demand Basics Rights for the Re Animated Integrating Into Normal Society!

If you would like to help us, please come shuffle with us in the Solstice Parade. Last year we made the effort to meet up to get dressed and then transported ourselves from there to the parade. This year we're going to try something a little different. We will instead be meeting at the parade site (location and map link below). If you plan on having a particularly elaborate costume (say, with things sticking out of your skin, or half your face peeling off) please show up already dressed, otherwise come prepared to get bloody.

Please be sure to wear clothes you are willing to throw away. Fake blood stains, and you'll look better when your clothes are all torn, anyway. If possible, bring your own make up. We will have a limited supply of white make up and probably 16 oz of blood, but it won't be enough for every one. If you are very tan, you'll need a lot of make up.

Please bring at least two bags of small candies (and a bag to carry them in), such as suckers, jolly ranchers, or fun sized m&ms. Remember, we're trying to win over the masses by showing them we care. If you'd like to bring other stuff to hand out, that's cool too.

More information can be found at our website. Zombie Rights!

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