Metrospiritual

I picked up the Seattle Concious Choice magazine and their definition this issue made me giggle:

METROSPIRITUAL
{me-troh-spir-i-choo-uhl} noun

n. 1) An urbanite who practices yoga, maintains a healthy lifestyle, seeks to make the world a better place, strives, to have no attachments to material goods and is unabashed to admit he or she is seeking God or a connection to a high source.

n. 2) In extreme cases, a person whose worldview combines watered-down adherence to Eastern mysticism and full-blown consumericanism.

n. 3) A person who dabbles in pop spirituality

If you live in Seattle, you know someone like this. Or you are someone like this. I've got both.